Crapital Gains
📈
⚙️
Portfolio value · money earned on the throne
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0
Deposits
0
Day streak
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Avg grade
Market leaders
Trophy cabinet
Transaction history
＋ Log a Deposit 💩
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New deposit
Recording for —
00:00
Not on the clock
⏸ Pause
✎ Set time manually
:
On the clock? 💼
Earn while you churn — counts as paid poop.
Bristol grade (the science)
Splash-o-meter 🌊
Estimated size 📏
Effort / grunt factor 😤
Relief level ✨
Air quality index ☣️
Location 📍
Extra intel
👻
Ghost (one-wipe wonder)
📱
Doom-scrolled
TP economy — wipe count 🧻
Famous last words
File the deposit
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Nice. Done.
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Settings
Set each person's hourly wage — that's what turns toilet time into money.